Funny Car Bumpers.
My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are a girl's best friend. I'm not driving fast-just flying low. Help starve a feeding bureaucrat. My other...
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Life is too complicated in the morning. All I want is less to do, more time to do...
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? What...
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"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself." "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?" "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who...
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"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!" "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have." "How Can I Miss You...
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"All generalizations are false." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle." "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death" "Cover me....
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